Jenny Laville

So glad I’m not going on next, he’s killed the room – Chatting with the other acts, turns out the woman-hater is a bit of a legend on the circuit, apparently he’s an adorable eccentric. That was a good line, she’s funny. Of course, THAT’s her most prominent feature, it doesn’t matter what she’s wearing.

Lots of people say to me, Hey, Jenny, you’re a freelance writer and comedian, but you’re not that good, so how do you cope with the inevitable rejection you must face on a near daily basis? It’s important to remember this as you go through the rejection process, just in case somebody else’s problems start to seem more important than yours. However the crucial difference on this day was that he was able to rationally process events and, while allowing himself time to express his emotions, he was able to move on and begin planning for the future. But this is actually crucial to the process of coping with rejection as it is not until you have hit rock bottom, can you look up, think of the future and…

may I suggest try being pregnant where you’re not allowed to do any-goddam-thing for nearly a year and even then you can’t go out because you have leaking nipples a broken fanny Thankfully it seems to be tailing off now, but for the first week of the new year looking at my timeline was like having Yoga shove page upon page of The Little Book of Calm into every orifice until I exploded in a shower of minions. Thanks to the ‘White Christmas’ mythology, we all delude ourselves into thinking that by the New Year, that’s the season pretty much wrapped up and we can get on with the new year, spring, fresh starts, new shoots and all that- Climate change isn’t helping either, chucking in the odd week of oddly high temperatures to fool you into putting the electric blanket away, before another freeze.

, you can’t appeal to someone’s better side if they don’t have one, but as I’m not a junior doctor unless you count a four-year-old in fancy dress), I’ve decided I’m going to pen one of the open letter to your kids sort, because I haven’t done one before Just don’t throw litter, don’t cheat or lie, pay your taxes and try to do the decent thing. If you don’t want me to rip open my shirt and rub your face in my caesarean scar in front of all your friends, then answer me when I’m talking to you.