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That was a 9-pack of toilet roll that was unopened at the start of the week and now it’s finished. Is there some kind of black market for Aloe Vera toilet roll that I don’t know about? I will hide the toilet paper in my room and leave a single solitary roll in the bathroom. It has enabled me to add a little footnote of advice: Replacing decent toilet paper with crappy own-brand value toilet roll is bad form.

I came home from work one day to find a present from the flatmate. She’d lived with me for several weeks by this time and still hadn’t found a job. This meant that she would spend all day, every day lazing around the flat. This particular day though, she’d used the loo, I could tell that much.

It’s certainly cheaper when you don’t pay the bill. It wouldn’t even had been a problem if you’d been calling local numbers or freephone lines. It was only when I jumped online to check the phone bill that I realised that in the 4 weeks you’d been living at the flat, you’d run up £54.87 in phone calls. When I confronted you, your excuse that you merely called your mum every day, told her to call you back and that each phone call lasted seconds was plausible.

I even set the hot water to come on for an extended period to ensure that there was water for you if you had a lay in. So two days after you have moved in, if your flatmate asks if you’ve showered yet, there’s probably a reason that he’s asking. There’s no additional charge for water usage you know If I thought that the lack of showering was an issue, at least it didn’t adversely affect me.