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Happy #420! 💚
Happy Friday the 13th! Maybe avoid going camping tonight… #fridaythe13th #friday #jasonvoorhees #campcrystallake
Meant to post this last week for @jennifertilly’s birthday, but I forgot, and time is meaningless, so here it is now! 😆🤘 #Chucky #BrideofChucky
#Spooky season is calling…. #answerthecall ☎️ 🔪
Happy #30th #Anniversary to one of the greatest films ever made, #JurassicPark 🦖🦕🐥
In case of emergency, draw a door. 🚪 #Beetlejuice #Betelgeuse #HandbookfortheRecentlyDeceased #chalk #door #incaseofemergency
This is a day late, but I have the best momma in the whole world every single day, so this is still relevant- #HappyMothersDay to my incredible mommy, @arleebeejay! I’m so incredibly lucky to be able to call you my mom. You are constantly inspiring me, and I don’t think anyone else can make me laugh as much as you do. I love you so much! Words can never express my gratitude, but at the very least I can say with my full heart, thank you for everything. 💕🤱💕
Happy #Scream week! 🔪🔪🔪 #whatsyourfavoritescarymovie
Hope you had a *killer* #Valentinesday! Big thank you to @stfoodcinema for inviting us to come check out their amazing Valentine’s event at the gorgeous @milliondollartheatre! Be sure to follow them for updates on future events! 💕 🔪 🥰 💀 #Valentine #MyBloodyValentine #JennifersBody #StreetFoodCinema #galentinesday #kill #horror
#QueenofHearts ❤️🥀
So stoked on the #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer #sequel announcement! It’s been 17 years since the last sequel. I wonder what they were waiting for… #WhatAreYouWaitingFor?!
I’m choosing to ignore the rodent’s blasphemy yesterday about there being 6 more weeks of winter, and instead I’m summoning #spring by flagging it down with a giant #cheeseburger #beach blanket. (As one does) 🍔👙🌞💐🏖
I didn’t want to say anything until @jamesgunn made the official announcement… but I’m in the Justice League now. I’m Batman.
Happy February! Love y’all! 💕💐💖🥰💝💋 #february #valentines #love #heart #kiss