Joanne Mortlock

Naughty Carnival Games, full of aubergines. @playdirtygames has arrived in London's Victoria. Purchase a card for just £15 and get 60 minutes worth of play, as you challenge your mates to a variety of 8 carnival games with a naughty twist. Will you be a better shooter, thrower, basketball player, roller, or basher. The more you play and win the more points you'll get which equals the amount of turns you'll get at the end to play the claw machine and have a chance of winning an aubergine or fluffy cheries.. This place I say is perfect for hen parties or fun with friends or a naughty date night. Also, there is a bar there for a cheeky tipple or two. If Carnival Games doesn't take your fancy, there is always golf and bowling upstairs @lane7_ Lane 7 & Dirty Games 70 Victoria Street London SW1E 6SQ Carnival Games with an adult twist to it! Monday 11 am–12 am Tuesday 11 am–12 am Wednesday 11 am–12 am Thursday 11 am–12 am Friday 11 am–12:30 am Saturday 11 am–12:30 am Sunday 12–11 pm #lane7 #playdirty #arcade #adultonly #fairgame #fairground #fairgrounds #carnivalgames #londonbar #dateideaslondon #dateideas #challenge #girlsnightout #hennight #datenight #funwithfriends #londonnightlife #naughty #aubergine #cherries #whowillwin #funinlondon #hiddengem #timeout #designmynight #joliapp #lovepopupslondon Thanks to @playdirtygames and @joliapp_ for the invite.

The fairground you never knew you wanted full of aubergines and cherries. Head on down to the basement of @lane7_ and enjoy Play Dirty Games in Victoria! Get to play for 60 minutes, 8 carnival style games over and over such as shooting, basketball, throwing balls, etc. all for just £15. The more you play, the more points you win, which can be used within the claw machine to win a aubergine or fluffy cheries. The Carnival Style Games are such a laugh! I learnt, though, that I am not great at throwing, shooting, and hitting as my friend @jojoexplora beat me at every game. We both failed though at the grabbing machine at the end, so there was no prize for us. This place I say is perfect for hen parties or fun with friends. Plus, whilst there, you can enjoy a drink from the bar such as a @xoxo.soda Prebiotic Soda, low-calorie, plant-based! Thanks to @playdirtygames and @joliapp_ for inviting me, we both had such a giggle. If Carnival Games doesn't take your fancy, there is always golf and bowling upstairs. Lane 7 70 Victoria Street London SW1E 6SQ Carnival Games with an adult spin! Monday 11 am–12 am Tuesday 11 am–12 am Wednesday 11 am–12 am Thursday 11 am–12 am Friday 11 am–12:30 am Saturday 11 am–12:30 am Sunday 12–11 pm #lane7 #playdirty #arcade #adultonly #fairgame #fairground #fairgrounds #carnivalgames #londonbar #dateideaslondon #dateideas #challenge #girlsnightout #hennight #londonnightlife #clubbing #naughty #aubergine #cherries #whowillwin #funinlondon #hiddengem #timeout #designmynight #joliapp #lovepopupslondon

AD Discover the most quirkiest bar in Soho, just watch my video. It's like a students home, but a little posher with al fresco dining, bars, and downstairs a party style feel. This New York loft style two level, late night cocktail bar can be discovered in Soho, which can hold 224 people, perfect for a group gathering or private hire. Enjoy drinks and bar snacks and toasties within this venue. These are several quirky rooms to enjoy, which are great for those who love taking instagramble selfies. THE OPEN PLAN LIVING ROOM AND KITCHEN is a vibrant bar and restaurant that sits on the ground floor and has lovely velvet sofas and a kitchen bar where you'll be able to enjoy cocktails surrounded by colourful works of art. This is the ideal spot for laidback dining and drinking for up to 60 guests. BASEMENT STUDIO is where any ultimate house party takes place! With its industrial exposed pillars, denim washed walls and its open-plan living accommodates 130 guests. Cosy up at the fireplace, play a game on the Nintendo 64, or dance the night away to their resident DJ, Wednesday - Saturday. THE VAULT paying homage to Warhol’s factory, the aluminium walls have made their way to our Vault at The Little Scarlet Door. Hidden away from the rest of the venue behind the laundry room, this spot is the ideal intimate setting for cocktails and conversation for 12 seated. THE COURTYARD is al fresco dining in their courtyard, which can seat up to 24 guests. Surrounded by beautiful blue tiling, gnomes, and plants, you will forget you're in busy London. When I went, though, there was a private event happenings so I could not explore fully, so I just got snippets to show you all. The drinks are fab there but I was not so impressed with the food. Book now @thelittlescarletdoor for great drinks and a home party feel. The Little Scarlet Door 12-13 Greek Street London W1D 4DL Mon / Tues - 4pm-1am Wed - 12pm-1am Thur - 12pm-2am Fri - 12pm-3am Sat - 12pm-3am Sun - 12pm-11pm Invite @joli_app #thelittlescarletdoor #Londonbar #Soho #food #alfresco #cocktails #selfies #homefromhome #party #dj #privatehire #datenight #nightoutwithfriends #timeout #joliapp #lovepopupslondon

AD The Little Scarlet Door is the Flatmate’s latest home which is more than just a bar. This late night 224 capacity cocktail bar in Soho is split across two levels; this New York loft-style space meets London’s quirkiest flat-share. Within @thelittlescarletdoor you can have tasty drinks, a selection of bar style food, and quirky rooms, which are great for fun selfies. Having been to many of their other venues, I and my friend @jojoexplora were excited. Walking in, we were warmly greeted by the friendly staff. The decor of the place is fun making it seem homely. It has an outdoor area, reception hall, shower room with a rubber ducky, lounge to chill, bar areas, safe room and a man cave. However, unfortunately, I can't show much of the venue as when I went, there was a big private event happening, so we were unable to adventure around much of this quirky flat type venue. So we sat within the al fresco garden and enjoyed a few drinks and food items. However, things even here did not go to plan as many of the dishes were sold out, and even some of the drinks, such as the punch which was disappointing. The food we ordered consisted of olives, chicken wings, a three cheese toastie, truffle toastie, and brownies. The olives were nice tangy, big and juicy. The chicken wings hardly any meat and bit slimy, not crisp. The toasties disaster. Cheese not stringy, and my friends was supposed to have truffle in it but didn't, but mine did and wasn't supposed to. I am allergic to truffle so was ill later in day as I had eaten some of my toastie thinking I was smelling the smell of truffle from my friends in which I then discovered after saying to her this don't taste right that mine had the truffle. The brownies, even though small, I liked but was too sweet for my friend. The drinks we had were delicious and did not disappoint. The Crimes of Passion was fruity and came with a toasted marshmallow. Picantes a spicy tasty margarita. I would go back for the drinks. The Little Scarlet Door 12-13 Greek Street London W1D 4DL Cocktail bar with a homely feel. Mon / Tues - 4pm-1am Wed - 12pm-1am Thur - 12pm-2am Fri - 12pm-3am Sat - 12pm-3am Sun - 12pm-11pm Invite @joli_app

Ad DID YOU HEAR Shrek is back in town! @shrek_uk is an adaptation of the classic movie Shrek (2001), which can be seen at @eventimapollo for a limited time up to 31 August. Take a journey as Shrek the ogre takes on a quest by Lord Farquaad to save Princess Fiona in return for deeds to having full ownership rights to his swamp, which has recently been invaded by fairy tale characters. Shrek the Musical is Shrektacular! As it's fun and entertaining, making it perfect for the whole family. The music is catchy, and the performances are fun. The whole cast brings the characters to life in a way that's both heartwarming and hilarious. The storyline is faithful to the original movie, but it also manages to add some new twists and turns. The set design is impressive with some magical visual effects, and the costumes are stunning. Overall, Shrek the Musical is a must-see for any fan of the original film. So, if you're looking for a fun and engaging musical experience, I highly recommend checking out Shrek the Musical. By the end of it, you'll be singing along. However, note that Eventim Apollo is usually used for gigs / concerts, so as of the venue size, it felt cold in there, little echoey, and did not feel an intimate. Also, when I saw the show I had an annoying man swinging back and forth in his seat, a clambering child that was not kept under control and a bunch of adults talking throughout, making it very distracting. #shrekthemusical #shrektheogre #shrekadptation #londonmusical #Musical #theatrereview #londontheatrereview #londontheatre #princessfiona #donkey #fairytale #limitedrun #dreamworks #Hammersmith #timeout #whatsonstage #popupslondon #lovepopupslondon PR invite

AD Shrek The Musical is back for a limited time till 31 August at @eventimapollo The show is a delightful adaptation of the beloved DreamWorks movie of a story of an Ogre, Donkey and Princess. From the moment upon entering the theatres auditorium audiences are transported to the whimsical world of Far Far Away. The sets are vibrant, costumes colourful and is captivating throughout. If you are not familiar with the story, it is about an Ogre called Shrek, who just wants his swamp back as an invasion of fairy tale characters have invaded his swamp. In order to reclaim his home, he makes a deal with Lord Farquaad to rescue Princess Fiona from a dragon and, in return, will get a deed. Along the way, he encounters a Donkey, whom then joins him on his journey to save the Princess. The actor portraying Shrek captures the character’s gruff exterior while revealing a tender heart underneath. Princess Fiona is equally impressive, showcasing both strength and sympathetic nature. Donkey, with his comedic timing and energy, steals many scenes, bringing laughter and warmth to the production. Lord Farquaad for his villainous ways and camp humour. Plus, the ensemble cast does a fantastic job of embodying a variety of fairy tale characters, each adding their unique flair to the performance. The choreography is lively and imaginative, enhancing the storytelling without overshadowing it. The music, composed by Jeanine Tesori, features catchy tunes that range from raucous anthems to heartfelt ballads. Songs like I’m a Believer and Freak Flag resonate with the audience, emphasizing the show’s core messages of embracing one’s differences and celebrating individuality. The show is joyous, energetic, humorous with memorable music and an uplifting message as you take on the many emotions Shrek deals with from hatred, friendship, fear, and love. So whether you’re a fan of the original movie or new to the story, this production is fun for all ages and will sure leave you smiling and singing along. The only negative thing I would say is the size of the venue makes it a little chilly but has great leg space and views no matter where you sit. Row O in stalls great seating. @shrek_uk

Camembert lovers big debate dip or spread, what do you think? Firstly, for those who don't know what Camembert is. It is a delicious French cheese that's perfect for pulling or spreading. It is a soft, creamy cheese with a mild, slightly nutty flavour. It's often cooked or served at room temperature, allowing the cheese to soften and become even more decadent. Its creamy texture and subtle flavour make it a versatile ingredient that can be paired with a variety of other flavours and pairs perfectly with a glass of Champagne or wine. Dipping into heated, melted, bubbly Camembert will create a gooey, stretchy texture that's perfect for dipping. Cheese pull heaven. Spreading Camembert is a fantastic choice for adding a touch of richness to bread or even crackers. Plus, you can pile more cheese on your food this way. So, whether you're a dipper or spreader, Camembert is a delightful choice that's sure to elevate your cheese experience at Champagne & Fromage. If you don't love Camembert though, don't worry, as at Champagne & Fromage, you can choose from a wide range of other cheeses. I went along with my friend @neverfearnew and we loved our experience from the creamy cheese and the refreshing glass of fizzy Champagne. Highly recommend if you love cheese or even Champagne or wine. @cheese_fizz @champfromage @joli_app #Camembert #champagneandfromage #coventgarden #cheese #dip #spread #cheesedip #cheesepull #cheesespread #cheese lovers #ilovecheese #ilovecamembert #cheesedipping #Champagne #ChampagneMichelFurdyna #eatout #londonfood #foodie #foodblogger #datenightwithfriends #datenight #dateidea #londonrestaurant #hiddengem #secretlondon #timeout #timeoutlondon #fyp #lovepopupslondon

I love cheese, Oh yes I do! @champfromage has become my new favourite restaurant in London's Covent Garden Why? You can enjoy a vast range of cheeses within dining at this quaint rustic restaurant, around 200 cheeses in fact. You can also choose a selection of cheese from their fridge to be packaged up to take home. Plus, whilst there eating cheese, you can enjoy a great selection of champagne or even wine at any time of the day! As it don't matter when as it's 5pm somewhere in the World. As bubbly or even wine goes so well with cheese. I enjoyed along with my friend @neverfearnew the Camembert with a glass of Champagne Michel Furdyna, which comes from France. The Camembert was exceptional, creamy, and stringy, and the Champagne is made from the finest Pinot Noir cuvées, this Blanc de Noirs was astonishing fresh, savoury and sweet. I ate within their Covent Garden branch, but they have others in London Brixton and Bath. Swipe to see the menu. If you are now craving cheese, why not purchase cheese from their online store and get it delivered to your home. Save 20% use my code JOANNE20. Champagne + Fromage 22 Wellington Street London WC2E 7DD Champagne + Fromage is more than just a restaurant; it’s a journey through the heart of France’s culinary traditions. Our concept is simple yet sophisticated, offering an exquisite pairing of Champagne and artisanal cheeses. It’s a place where friends and family enjoy the finest delicacies in a warm and welcoming atmosphere. @cheese_fizz @joli_app #joli #ChampagneFromage #coventgarden #visitcoventgarden #champagne #cheese #ChampagneMichelFurdyna #Camembert #toplondonrestaurant #eatout #londonrestaurant #cheese lovers #ilovecheese #cheeserestaurant #cheeseinlondon #menu #foodieblogger #foodie #fyp #hiddengem #secretlondon #timeout #discountcode #save #lovepopupslondon

Listen to the crunch of this Mango Stix. Mango Stix is a Mango sorbet coated with a lemon white chocolate it was an explosion of sweetness. All ingredients used are 100% natural. You can get a Mango Stix from any @snowflakegelato dessert cafe and only costs £6. #snowflakegelato #dessertcafe #icecreamcafe #sweetdesserts #sweettreats #mangostix #sorbet #mango #crunch #smashing #crack #limitedtime #timeout #joli #lovepopupslondon Invite @joli_app

Have you a sweet tooth? Then you'll love @snowflakegelato where you can enjoy an array of tasty sweet delights from ice cream to cake. Swipe to see the selection of desserts I and my friend @neverfearnew enjoyed when we visited. You'll end up drooling 🤤 Ultimately, for me, though, their new Mango Stix was my favourite. Mango sorbet coated with lemon white chocolate it was an explosion of sweetness 😋 Snowflake Gelato 102 Wardour Street London W1F 0TP Dessert cafe. All their gelato is made using 100% natural ingredients of organic Jersey milk and cream from Somerset. Their sorbetto is handmade using the goodness of seasonal fresh fruits. Plus they have a range of lactose and gluten-free choices. #snowflakegelato #dessertcafe #icecreamcafe #sweetdesserts #sweettreats #mangostix #icecream #hiddengem #joli Invite @joli_app

Good food, good mood @roast_restaurant is the perfect place to head to escape the hustle and bustle of London. GUARANTEED AFTER PLAYING MY REEL YOU'LL BE DROOLING AND WANTING TO BOOK! Roast is situated within Borough Market in the historic Floral Hall. They produce exceptional British cuisine dishes using the finest seasonal sourced ingredients. Roast is open all day and thus there is a variety of menus to choose from. This one I am showcasing is their Market Menu with bottomless Prosecco. All ingredients are sourced from Grovers within Borough Market. The fish & meat, come from Upper Scale, Capital and Lake District Farm. The Market Menu is available Monday to Saturday between the hours of 11.45am–10.00pm. A 2 course menu costs £35, or 3 courses £39. For an extra cost you can add bottomless Prosecco. Cooked by Head Chef Iliya Nikolov and his team I enjoyed along with my husband firstly starters of the New Season English Asparagus & Barley Salad, which was super fresh as the lettuce had a nice crunch and the pomegranite gave it that extra texture and sweetness. The Braised Beef Croquettes were golden balls of delight, with a crunch and slow cooked beef melted in the mouth. For mains the Roast Seabass was super fresh, decent thickness as well as size and was served with the most delicious tangy olives I have ever had and I don't usually eat olives. Their Signature Saddleback Pork Belly was exceptional and ever so filling as it was large, thick, meaty and had great crunchy crackling. Desserts had the Vanilla & Champagne Cheesecake which was creamy and sweet with a great hit of sweetness as of the strawberry sauce. Their Signature Sticky Toffee Pudding was so different to any other I've had before and it certainly had the X factor as the sponge was light and fluffy, sweet in taste, lovely Toffee flavour and hit of caramel and salt as of the side of salted caramel ice cream, perfection! The Prosecco was lovely, sweet and not too dry. British cuisine at its best 👌 The Floral Hall Stoney Street Borough Market London SE1 1TL #Roast #RoastRestaurant #MarketMenu #BottomlessProsecco #OpenAllDay #BoroughMarket #BritishCuisine #LondonRestaurant PR invite

When in Borough Market even though there is a vast array of stalls selling street food sometimes it's nicer to sit back and relax in a restaurant. I highly recommend @roast_restaurant which was founded in 2015 and is situated above Borough Market in the historic Floral Hall. They produce great British cuisine using the finest seasonal ingredients. You can choose from a variety of menus throughout the day of Breakfast, Lunch, Afternoon Tea, Halal menu, A La Carte or even their Market Menu. The other day I visited to experience their Market Menu which is available Monday to Saturday between the hours of 11.45am–10.00pm. A 2 course menu costs £35, or 3 courses £39. For an extra cost you can add bottomless Prosecco. From the menu I and my husband enjoyed for starters New Season English Asparagus & Barley Salad, Braised Beef Croquettes. Mains Roast Seabass and famous Signature Saddleback Pork Belly. Desserts Vanilla & Champagne Cheesecake and their Signature Sticky Toffee Pudding. Everything was exceptional, super fresh, ever so tasty, and great portions. The food is cooked by Head Chef Iliya Nikolov whom first started his career in Berners Tavern London Edition Hotel, one of Jason Atherton’s famous restaurants, under executive chef Phil Carmichael. He then joined Morano in Mayfair, a 1 Michelin star restaurant by Angela Hartnett. After almost two years, he then went onto No.Fifty Cheyne in Chelsea where he served as a Junior Sous Chef. Within two years, he had progressed to Head Chef and now runs the kitchen for Roast. If you do opt for the Market Menu you might think they use all the produce from Borough Market as it's called the Market Menu but they only get the vegetables & fruit from the market which is sourced from Govers. As for the fish & meat, as to support British farmers, they get that from Upper Scale, Capital, and Lake District Farm. NOW SWIPE THROUGH MY PHOTOS, GUARANTEED YOU'LL END UP DROOLING! What dish takes your fancy the most? The Floral Hall Stoney Street Borough Market London SE1 1TL Britidh cuisine at its best. #Roast #RoastRestaurant #MarketMenu #BottomlessProsecco #OpenAllDay #BoroughMarket #BritishCuisine #LondonRestaurant PR invite

Looking for some Summer fun, then you'll love @roofeast rooftop on Stratford. You can chill in a deck chair, sip on drinks, munch on street food, watch a movie in the open air cinema or play with your friends one of the many games of either Birdies, Arrows, Glitter Bowls, or Sluggers question is will you end up being the champion! Paid activities include: Birdies £11 per player 2-15 golfers As long as it takes Age 3+ Arrows From £23 2-6 archers 25-50 minutes Age 14+ Glitter Bowls From £22 2-6 bowlers 25-50 minutes Age 14+ Sluggers From £28 1-6 sluggers 25-50 minutes Age14+ Free activities: Corn Hole Jumbo Topple Blocks Ping Pong Beat the Bar After competing with your mates, if you then are feeling peckish, you can buy a variety of food & drink from one of the many street food vendors : Chick'n'Sours Cheeky Burger Piddaji Afterward, you might want to end the night by watching a movie in the open air cinema @rooftopfilmclub Roof East is the perfect pop up venue to enjoy the sunshine be it with friends or family as you take in the rays, compete against each other, eat together and sip drinks as you watch the sun go down. Rooftop East Stratford Multi Storey Car Park Level 7/8 Great Eastern Place E15 1XE Tuesdays-Fridays: 5pm- 11pm Saturdays-Sundays: noon-11pm Bank Holidays: noon-11pm Under 18s are welcome however after 5pm must be accompanied by a parent/guardian. Players must be 14+ to play all lane games. Those of any age are able to play Birdies crazy golf. Valid ID may be required on entry to the venue. Helping raise funds for Campaign Against Living Miserably (CALM) #rooftopeast #rooftop stratford #games #activities #Birdies @playbirdies #arrows #archery #glitterbowls #sluggers #streetfood #cheekyburgers @cheeky_burger #chicknsour #turkishfood #cocktails #barwithaview #londonactivities #thingstodoinlondon #funinlondon #popupslondon #popup #timeout #designmynight #calm #charitysupport #lovepopupslondon Invite

On board P&O Iona February 2022 celebrating valentines day. Not much happened on board to celebrate valentines apart from Brodies the bar areas stage decorated with hearts, a special valentines menu with the Epicurean and when headed back to our room at night there was a rose on the bed. Plus as to celebrate valentines I just had to buy this limited edition heart bag by Radley, swipe to end. Have you celebrated valentines on board a cruise before? @pandocruises @lovepopupslondon #holidaysasvariedasyou #pandocruises #iona #pandoiona #thisisthelife #seacation #cruise #cabin #15214 #balcony #bed #valentines #valentinedatenight #valentines2022 #loveisintheair #valentinesonboardiona @radleylondon #radley #handbag #heart #love #Epicurrean #food #valentinesmeal #cruisetravel #cruisecriticregram #cruiser #cruiseship #ilovecruising #travelblogger #travel

For years ever since P&O Iona came to our shores in 2020 I've been trying to board her but obviously the pandemic hit and had 4 of my trips cancelled even the maiden but finally in February 2022 I got to board her to celebrate my husbands 50th and valentines. This was our cabin for the week. 15214 balcony. Double bed, sofa, TV, shower, large wardrobe, drawers, fridge and balcony. Perfect for chilling, napping and sleeping. I loved the balcony but the balcony is smaller than other balconys I've had on any of the other P&O ships I've sailed on. Plus the wardrobe right next to the bed making it difficult to get your clothes if your other half is sleeping still. However a lovely bright, fresh, modern room and the shower is great, so spacious. @pandocruises @lovepopupslondon #pandocruises #iona #pandoiona #thisisthelife #seacation #cruise #cabin #15214 #balcony #shower #bed #cruisetravel #cruisecriticregram #cruiser #cruiseship #ilovecruising #travelblogger #travel