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I mean, it’s right there in the word: DIEt. I know it’s demeaning, but it’s necessary. At night, if you’re allowed in the room, stand at the foot of the bed and howl like someone bit you right on the goodies. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG.

You may not believe this, but I own very little cat apparel. I don’t know how I’ll be able to pass these leggings up. The original art on them is delightful, and the seller promises they won’t lose their shape. A little over $43, available from OranChicken Designs.

All I know is that for a couple of glorious post-sick days, I got to eat any time I wanted, a can was opened every time I asked, and I felt like a freaking KING. Max, what would you do if you didn’t have a blog, or if you were, heaven forbid, a human? I don’t think I’d need a blog, because I’d have opposable thumbs and could drive places to find other people to tell them what I think. I wouldn’t worry about closet things since I wouldn’t hide in one…which is a plus for being a cat because you can hide in the closet and it doesn’t mean anything than there’s a pile a towels to curl upon.

So you can understand why I was so excited to see these cute cat flip flops developed by a Japanese company called Nyara Geta. I know you can’t WAIT to buy ’em, but that’s a little tricky… But if you go to the product page, hit Chrome’s translate button, then scroll to the bottom. But before you get that far, it doesn’t appear that 1) You can select a size other than womens/kids and 2)