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He’s pretty crap at timekeeping and I’m relatively sure he has a mild to medium form of narcolepsy, but all of that aside he’s definitely a keeper. That said I can’t help but wonder what Belle would have been like after she had been married to the Beast for five years with two little mini Beasts in tow. Yes it’s my favourite, I like doing all the voices; my pirate and knight are especially impressive. Yes, normal like the rest of us is Belle The next part is traditionally sung by Gaston and Lefou, but for the purposes of this it shall be sang by the beast and Trevor (yes I totally made that up) his best friend.

There’d be a lot of hidden things to find which would be quite fun, it’d be like an ongoing episode of Funhouse You could bribe them with nuts Who wouldn’t want to see a squirrel in a suit? They’d ban words such as squirrelling as they would be derogatory terms Scrat would have a lot more competition for his nuts 11) If you could have anyone round for dinner, alive or dead, which 3 people would you choose? What is your favourite funny blog post ever (your own, or someone else’s)? * 9) If you didn’t need the money and didn’t have a little one what would you spend your days doing?

Whether she’s moaning about the fact she doesn’t want the blue top on as it doesn’t go with her knickers, or because you gave her a banana with the tiniest mark on it, she will whinge and whine until the cows come home. Don’t let his age, height, or small stature fool you, Captain Poopy Pants could put a wild brown bear to shame. His favourite time to declare ‘he’s got to go’ is usually just as his mum or dad are about to step out of the door when they’re already late or in a queue with a full shopping trolley. King Question has a knack of knowing exactly when to ask an awkward question, particularly in the public domain.

Whilst it sounds like I’m trying to do my best impression of Stewie Griffin from Family Guy, I’m simply just listing the many alternative names for the main woman in your life, or by the name you are possibly so regularly referred to as (and believe me it’s used to the max at times). Sadly there are a number of babies born into a world without a loving family, which absolutely breaks my heart and I’m sure yours too. There are mums out there who beat themselves up on a regular basis for not being that ‘perfect’ Instagram mum they see feeding their child organic chicken and quinoa salad and a full boob of fresh breastmilk; for the fact they just shouted at their child for jumping on the sofa for the fiftieth time; or because they turned their back for a second and ended up in A&E. For the mums who sadly didn’t have enough chance or time with their babies/children, they have given and will continue to give them what they needed the most…love.