Laugh Break

An old man walks into a bar and slams a bag of gold coins down, addresses the customers by saying, “ give this entire bag of coins to any man here able to drink 10 pints in 2 minutes’” Nobody takes him up on the offer but he notices an Irishman getting up and leaving. In a minute and a half flat, the Irishman is done and the old man hands him the bag of money. Just one thing sir”, the Old man says, ” I noticed you left the pub earlier when I introduced my proposal”.

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests. ” Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. I was looking over your test and the question was, ‘Who was our first president?’, and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put ‘George Washington,’ So, everyone knows that he was the first president.” said little Johnny with his little innocent eyes open large.

Mr. Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year’s office party. Later that night, Mr. Jones and his wife were in the car when he spotted a high-heeled shoe under the passenger seat. While his wife wasn’t looking, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window. Later, as they got out of the car, his wife asked, “Honey, have you seen my other shoe?”

Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper: Hello?” Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked. Is your Mommy there?” Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked.