Naomi Lane
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I'm a single girl dating in Los Angeles. Sometimes. It's hilarious.
Anyway, I was swiping away one evening and came across a younger guy named Jason who said he was looking for older women. But Jason didn’t seem too keen on it and tried to flip it around. But believe it or not, Jason didn’t immediately reject the proposition. And to Jason, if you’re reading: you’re really going to have to brush up on your terminology if you want to make it in this business.
Guys, I am PISSED OFF and OUTRAGED and JACKED UP over this shit about a two-way mirror in the women’s restroom at some Chicago comedy club. Now, club owner Ronnie (yes, a grown man named Ronnie) said (as he laughed uncomfortably) that there’s no “hanky panky” (yes, his words) going on and the mirror is part of a “fun house” theme to scare the bejesus out of chicks in the shitter with a big monster head through the mirror. Let’s for one second give Ronnie the benefit of the doubt and assume that he’s telling the truth, and that in the nearly 15 years that mirror’s been up, it has never been used to gawk at unconsenting women in the bathroom. Listen, I dunno how this will all play out and if the Keystone Cops over in Chi-town are going to figure out a way to take down this horrendous mirror, and hopefully the asswipe owner with it, but if they don’t I have half a mind to blast into that restroom on day 2 of my period, extract my Diva Cup and dump it into Ronnie’s whisky sour then call it a gag.
There is a universal yet unwritten rule among people who date online: if someone doesn’t respond to your initial message, it means they’re not interested. It’s no secret that women receive far more messages online than do men. In fact, a lot of dudes get pissy and claim that if they took the time to write a message, women should at least have the courtesy of replying, even if it’s to say we’re not interested. So, next time you encounter a man who rants indignant because they haven’t received a polite decline, feel free to send him the link to this page.
Hey guys, I know I haven’t been blogging as much up here, and I know what a profoundly devastating effect that must have on all of your day to day lives. Mama needs a J-O-B, yo, so I’m freelancing and building my portfolio. And if you happen to be a person who can give me one of these coveted J-O-Bs, then hit me up, like, stat! In other news, I honestly can’t stop listening to this new Carly Rae Jepsen song.